Tuesday, July 21, 2009

moon theory

No, it's not a full moon. But it sure feels like there's been one for the past 2 days. People are acting up who don't act up. And some people (*ahem* staff) are getting snotty and self-entitled. Here's my theory:

Revenge of the Moon.

Anyone who works in the healthcare system completely know that things get cooky when the Full Moon comes around. Yes, studies say its not true; but who cares? It's only the Moon using its Lunar pull on those evidenced-based-only believers...those people of little faith. Yesterday I could have sworn it was a full moon. It's not. But it was the anniversary of the day we landed on the Moon. Today the anniversary of the first walk on the Moon. The Moon is pissed off now. We left trash and metal garbage and who knows what on its face. Wouldn't you be mad? The Moon is exacting its revenge yesterday and today. So watch out!

Who knows what tomorrow will bring? We can only hope to survive through this until its the anniversary of the day we left the Moon!

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